Live as though you will die tomorrow, Love as though you've never been hurt, Laugh as though heaven is on earth
19 December 2013
My Future Step-Mother In Law.
Nowadays, I'm kind of lazy to update my blog. Sigh. From January until now only few entries posted and I only write to polish my writing skill. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Here is other uninteresting story...
When I tweeted "Going out with my future mother in law." My friend was puzzled! Lol. She thought something fishy is going on. Well, actually nothing much. My Hubby and I was going out with an Auntie called Mak Cik Ziah. It seems like my FIL is going to remarry so that was kind of ice breaking session with her.
I am glad he finds his soulmate but I could never forget my late MIL :(
I miss her and although we allow our father to remarry, deep in our heart, Mak cannot be replaced. But we also want the best for our father. He is happier than before. That is more than enough for 3 of us. I hope Mak Cik Ziah will bring happiness in our father's life. We want nothing but his happiness.
I asked my husband, 'Did you miss Mak?'.
He answered, 'Ofcourse. I think about her evertime.'
I miss her too :(
Alfatihah.
11 December 2013
Sambal Belacan!
Tapi tetapla best sebab cuti ni la boleh duk sama dengan Hubby. Hari2 bangun tengok muka Hubby, rasa bersyukur dikurniakan seorang Hubby yang macam Mr. Popeye. My Mr. Right *the best moment of the day!*
Hari2 masak (kalau Hubby tak ada event kat luar). Pandai ke masak! Belasah ajelah. Semua orang masuk insta food yang diorang masak. Tapi aku tak berani... Low self confidence. Rasa cam buruk je. Bukan pandai masak sangat pon. Pandai memandai2 bolehlah. As long as Hubby makan then dia cakap "Sedap B masak". Awwwww *munge2 japs walaupon muka tetap "Eh? Sedap ek...Ooo..." muka maintain wat2 tak tau.* Padahal...Padahal... (Dalam hati lompat2!)
Hari ni nak cita pasal masak. Hahaha! Takde picture sehingga wujud keyakinan dalam diri ini. :P
Hubby tetiba masuk dapur cakap,
"B, nanti rebus bendi ni. Abg nak makan dengan sambal belacan macam Mak buat tu."
Muka aku macam (ALAMAK! MANE RETI!) Dia macam dah boleh baca then he was like,
"Eh, kalau B tak pandai buat tak pe lah Abang cicah ngan sambal biasa tu je nanti pon ok."
Tapi aku ni kalau dia dah cakap macam tu mesti macam rasa bersalah pulak tak buat. Then, call la Mak aku. Macam biasalah dia bising2 sikit "Kau ni buat sambal belacan pon tak tahu...Bla bla bla" tapi dia bagi tau jugak cemane nak buat.
Okay FYI aku tak suka sambal belacan then tak ambil tahu lansung cemana nak masak and I only know how to cook my favourite food. Tapi bila dah kahwin kena luaskan kuasa jajahan memasak mu maka perlulah pandai masak makanan yang Hubby suka. Nak masak sambal belacan senang aje. Mak aku cakap, goreng dulu belacan tu/bakar then hancurkan. Masukkan cili, lumatkan belacan, perah limau then RASA, kalau tak masin letak garam sikit. Then, TARA... As simple as that.
TETAPI! TETAPI! Part rasa tu yahampon! Tak suke okeh. Kalau kangkung goreng belacan or whatever campur2 belacan aku tak kisah but not sambal belacan. Tapi tehtapla kena rasa jugak! Hasilnya...Pijar mulutku. Aiyooo! Bau dia... OMG! Tapi tak pe. First time buatkan... Pasni tak de dah nak rasa2. Sebab dah memorise banyak mane nak bubuh bahan2 dia. Tsk. Tsk Tsk.
22 November 2013
Ill-Mannered People Are Everywhere.
OMG. I keep on coming with annoying topic lately. Maybe I should start to post knowledgable entries after this! Ha Ha. Sorry readers. I only blog when I am not in a good state of mind. Em, whatever. This entry doesn't mean to teach you how to be well-mannered but it is just come from my humble opinion.
When you are attending a ceremony/feast, you always come with hope that you will greet with warm welcome from the host, right? What happen was, the host was so friendly, kind-hearted woman. It was very unfortunate that one of her relative wasn't! I think it was not nice at all to warn you guest who come to attend your feast. Its annoy me so much. Maybe you can remind them but using the right intonation?
I don't think it was my mistake, okay. They don't prepare either the cutleries or the portable sink and then when I wash my hand using the rubber pipe in the basin, one of the stupid relatives told me "Boleh tak jangan lecakkan tempat ni". When the host hear it, she said "Boleh. Boleh blah kan!" I don't replied to either of them but deep inside my heart, I was like "Eh, hello!" I wasn't as stupid as u to wet your lawn. Ops. Not her lawn. Her relative's.
You know it is kind of rude to treat you guest that way. After that, I straight away went home. What to wait for, right? Another warning? Huh!
05 November 2013
The Gay Navy Officer.
Fuck your own ass and don't mess with my marriage. I don't hate gays or lesbians or anything in between but you are BBMing the bloody wrong person when the person is my HUSBAND!
Dedicate to: XO KD SRI TAWAU.
30 October 2013
Quit! Quit! Quit!
28 October 2013
Tribute to My Late Mother In Law (6th March 1962-11th September 2013)
06 May 2013
Kalaulah...
Kalau aku tak kahwin dengan seorang suami yang sangat berkaliber...
Kalau aku bukan satu2nya anak perempuan parents aku...
Kalau aku ada Master...
Kalau aku tak banyak tanggungjawab lain...
Kalau aku dapat peluang sambung belajar di luar negara...
AKU DAH LAMA MIGRATE! Aku bukan tak bersyukur negara Malaysia aman tapi sebagai rakyat aku rasa ditindas oleh kerajaan negara sendiri. Aku lagi rela hidup susah di negara lain. Dan malam ini mereka menang lagi. Politic ****s.
Just my 2 cents. Kalau korang nak marah pun aku pedulik hape.
04 May 2013
Bloglist.
03 May 2013
Parents Mertuaku!
Sejak pindah ke KPTOJ ni, PIL aku tak pernah lagi datang. Maka, tanggal 29 April 2013 Adik Ipar aku mesej...
Lina: Slam Kak. Ary rbu ney mak gan ayah blik mlake. nak m'undi. kene tinggal.
Olive: Ahahaha. Bye3. Spe amik mak n ayh kat airport?
Lina: Kureng...x bley pakai tol la. hurm untah sya pon x tau.
Olive: Nnt akak suh abg call mak n ayh
Lina: Mak gan ayah balik rabu ney...smpai mgkn 7 mlm...pastoe mak gan ayh tdo kat rumah abg dlm 3 ry cm toe. baru blk jasin. hehe.
Aku pun bila baca Mak ngan Ayah tido kat rumah Abang dalam 3 hari...macam...'Herk'. Tercekik japs. Hahahaha. Bukan sebab tak suka tapi sure2 la gelabah bewok especially tang masak memasak. (Okay, lap peluh jap). Bukan aku tak reti memasak tapi tau jela MIL kan sifu so macam aku ni kira tahap amatur je weh. MIL aku power okay! Semua benda dia reti masak. Dari kuih muih sampailah ke laksa gulai semua. Adik Ipar aku pun pandai jugak. Aku? (-.-)
Untuk menyelamatkan keadaan, aku pun ajak Mak aku ke KL sekali. Yaw! Pandaila kan cari taktik nak selamatkan diri. But my mom was like "Eh, ape pulak Mak mertua ko yang nak datang aku pulak ko suruh masak. Masaklah sendiri!" And she refused to go to KL with me. Sobs. Tapi cakap je camtu. Masa aku nak gi KLIA amik PIL tu, dia beriya masak asam pedas dan macam2 lagilah. So, aku balik rumah just panaskan lauk dan goreng sayur saja. (Bestkan Mak aku. Sayang Mak ketat2!)
Okay cut all the lame stories, nak jadi cerita... the next day MIL tak bagi aku masak sebab dia nak masak bihun goreng je petang tu sebab kawan dia nak datang. (Fuh, lega!) Kalau tak, Hubby dah pesan jangan masak memandai2. Buat2 macam nak belajar je dari Mak sebab kang kalo tak sedap buat malu je. Cis. So hari tu aku bawak PIL lunch kat Saba Restaurant kat Jalan Jelatek tu je. Sodap! Hehehe.
Petang2 sikit MIL ajak aku gi pasar. Memula aku macam tak mo bawak gi pasar sebab pasar tu licin dan dia pun baru lepas operation. Tapi sebab dia nak cari barang2, aku pun bawak je la. Pastu sampai kat pasar, dia cakap nak buat pengat! Errrr... Aku memang tak suka pengat. Pastu dia pun tanya... "Su suka pengat tak? Buat pengat keladi macam sedap ni." Sambil tunjuk ke arah keladi. Aku dah weng... Takkan nak jawab aku tak suka pengat apetah lagi keladi. Pastu, dia tanya lagi "Keladi ni keras tak ek?" Memandangkan aku macam blur2 tak tau nak jawab, dia pun tanya kat orang kedai tu keladi tu empuk tak. Errr... Aku memang serius tak tau lansung cemana nak masak keladi. Tapi aku pernahla dengar yang keladi ni gatal. Tapi serius keladi tu macam aku tak pernah tengok (or aku tengok tapi tak concern lansung!). Masa kecik2 dulu Mak adela masak gulai keladi tapi ambik tepi parit depan umah kampung tu je. Keladi pasar ni, tidaklah beta ketahui empuk ke idak.
Pastu jalan2 lagi dalam pasar, MIL nak cari gula melaka+sagu untuk di buat pengat. OKAY, AKU TAK PERNAH TENGOK SAGU AND SO WHAT! Sagu yang dah jadi kuih tu aku tau le. Tapi aku follow je sebab semua MIL yang cari dan tanya kat orang kedai tu. Bila dah dapat gula Melaka tu, tetiba jumpa pulak 1 mende ni dia macam berbungkus dalam daun pisang kering. MIL aku cakap "Eh, gula kabungla. Rugi dah beli gula melaka tu". Tapi at last dia cakap "Eh, bukan gula kabung ni". And I was like... APEKAH ITU GULA KABUNG!!! Aku whatsapp Hubby. Dan Hubby dengan sungguh jahat cakap "Hahahahahahaha. Berkabungla B sensorang kat paso tu. Tanak bagi tahu." So bad! Tak sempat google, aku teruskan perjalanan. Lepas tu dah siap semua and ktorang pun balik. MIL pun ajar cemana nak masak sagu dengan elok since aku memang blur tak tau nak masak pengat yang simple tu.
Now bila aku google rupa gula kabung tu macam gula Melaka tapi tak taulah apa beza dia. Lantaklah. Nanti2 je aku tanya Mak aku. Mak aku sure tau punya tu. Hehehe. Best 3 hari duduk dengan PIL sebab diorang funny+suka buat lawak. FIL aku jahat suke usik2 MIL aku. Sweet je diorang. Sekian cerita tanpa gambar sebab tak amik pic. Pemalas.
p/s: Semoga MIL sembuh+recover cepat dari sakit yang dihadapinya. Amin.
Next entri I'll update about KL Book Fair.
21 April 2013
Perwira!
Popeye: Ha, lagu B ni.
Olive: Ha? Pesal lagu B? Abang feeling2 Abang perwira ke??? Euwww... Hahahaha.
Popeye: Eh, Abang tak cakap pun. (malu2)
Olive: Hahahaha. Abang feeling2 Abangla perwira tu kannn. Tapi Abang malu nak ngaku kannn. Yela2 B nyanyila untuk Abang. Hahahaha (sambil nyanyi lagu Perwira dengan gaya feeling2 palesu)
Popeye: [Sengih2 kat sebelah]
Apekahhh!!! Hahahahahahahahaha. Mari gelak besar! Boleh jadi bahan setahun ni!
To Popeye: I know you read this blog silently. Nah, amikla lirik ni dedicate kat Abang sebab cam berharap didedikasikan je tuh. Jangan marah nanti cepat tua! :P
Perwira...
Dikaulah harapan hati
Penghibur kala sunyi
Pergilah berbakti
Membela pertiwi
Perwira...
Janganlah kekanda bimbang
Untuk pergi berjuang
Andainya kau gugur
Jasamu dikenang
Dengarlah lagu ku cipta
Gubahan mesra nan manja
Sebagai ganti diri
Bersama kau berbakti
Untuk ibu pertiwi
Kekanda di medan perang
Adinda di medan seni
Sama-sama berjuang
Sama-sama berbakti
Semoga tabah hati
Majulah kekanda maju jangan undur
Dinda mohon doa restu
RELA SEHIDUP SEMATI BERSAMAMU
PERWIRAKU...
To blog readers (feeling2 ramai pembaca):
Walaupun lirik dia macam agak geli2 sikit tapi sedapla jugak lagu ni. Layan! :)
10 April 2013
Everybody Loves Their Husband/Wife, But...
Goodnight!
02 April 2013
Tutorial Basuh Baju Uniform NAVY
Disebabkan aku cuma weekend wife, jadi tak banyaklah yang boleh dikongsi bersama. Paling2 balik weekend kemas rumah, masak, basuh baju, dan iron baju. Tengok uniform Navy tu macam kacak bergaya putih berseri. In fact, bagi aku uniform Navy paling aku suka antara ketiga-tiga perkhidmatan. Tapi YAHAMPON susah gile okay nak jaga. Tambahan pulak Popeye aku ni memang FUSSY bab baju (macamla aku tak fussy). Ni sedikit sebanyak tips yang Popeye ajar kat aku (lebih kepada aku tengok tapi dia buat sendiri je sebab lecehnya la. Maleh den).
1. Basuh
Kalau uniform tu dah lame, butang kat pinggang dia akan ada kesan karat tau. Kalau jenis macam aku main tabur je rendam, nanti kesan karat tu akan turun kat kawasan putih yang lain dan bolehlah kita menangis bersama-sama fikir cemana nak hilangkan kesan tuh. Makanya sebelum terjadi, kalau nak rendam make sure yang butang tu ke atas (keluar dari kawasan air)
Kalau rendam Bush Jacket (BJ), pastikan span pada bahu tu tak patah (aku pun tak tahu nape beriye sangat tak nak patah so masa nak rendam tu kena lipat2 sikit jaga bahu tu (lecehkan. lecehkan.)
Kalau nak uniform tahan lama, memang basuh handwash la. First time aku basuh, Popeye cakap, 'B, nanti kat kaki ada kesan minyak tar nanti tolong berus sikit eh'. Kesan minyak tar??? Haku pun hape lagi beriye2 berus. Dah settle 3 helai seluar aku basuh, Popeye datang kat pintu... 'Berus tu tak yah kuat2 eh nanti berbulu'. Ha! Sentap mak nak la kau kat situ. Tapi diam je la kan!
'Kalau nak cepat kering boleh spin.' Popeye kata. Wah! Senangnya! Aku pun terusla amik baju dari dalam baldi, campak je dalam washing machine. Sekali Poepye datang, keluarkan balik baju2 tu (-.-)
Popeye letak sehelai demi sehelai baju tu. Sebelum letak tu, dia lipat bahagian kolar supaya dan sendalkan pada dinding supaya baju2 tu takla meghoyan bila kena spin jap lagi. Semua tu untuk memelihara baju tu supaya tahan lama.
2. Jemur
Tak boleh di bawah panas terik. Sebab nanti baju akan cepat tukar warna jadi pearl white. Hahaha. So kalau dah spin tu angin2kan kat ampaian tertutup pun okay.
3. Iron
Kalau nak iron, mula2 kena make sure iron tu berkeadaan elok. Maksud elok di sini let say sebelum tu korang ade mengiron baju lain dan kerentungan, pastikan kikis elok2 buang segala benda yang boleh mengotorkan baju putih yang fragile itu. Kalau iron korang dah macam tukar warna ada warna ceklat2 sikit tu, beli saje iron baru. Kui3.
Steamed Iron adalah kegemaran aku sebab aku malas nak sembur2 air. Kalau malas lagi, lepas spin, angin2kan jap lepas tu terus je iron. Lagi mudah. Tapi pada aku baju 2A Navy tu senang la nak iron. Kalau nak Iron BJ sama jela just careful tang bahu. JANGAN SEKALI KALI iron seluar ada 2xline. Itu sangatlah mengundang kemarahan Encik Popeye. Dia tak pernahlah marah aku sebab since aku jenis fussy, memang aku tak buatla silly mistake macam tu. Tapi kedai dobi buat. Makanya beliau telah hangin 1 badan. Tula, better basuh sendiri je...
Lagi satu, kalau korang dah iron siap2 lawa2, baju siap sepasang dengan seluar, hati2 bezakan antara seluar kerja dan seluar BJ. Ada BEZA, okay! First time aku preparekan baju tak pasal2, laki aku pergi kerja pakai baju kerja seluar Bush Jacket! Nasib baik tak kena pick up. Cane nak bezakan? Seluar BJ takde kedut2 macam seluar kerja. Panggil apetah kedut2 tu. Lantaklah.
4. Pakai Accessories.
First time aku tolong Popeye pakaikan accessories kat baju dia, dengan kompiden pasang. Tup2 pagi esoknye, nak gi kerja Popeye cakap, 'Abang da agak da mesti B pasang pangkat terbalik'. (T_T)
Sebenarnya, kan pangkat Navy tu macam (d) kan. Ha, korang kena make sure (d) tu ke atas. Aku telah menterbalikkan (d) tu menjadi (p). Suke hati! :p
Insiden pasal accessories tak tamat di situ sahaja. Ingat lagi masa first time aku tolong Popeye prepare BJ dia. Popeye jenis semua accessories letak dalam 1 pouch. Aku pun dengan kompiden pasang butang. (Kompiden itu perlu ye). Mula2 aku pasang butang poket dulu. Punyelah payah butang tu nak masuk kat dalam lubang dia. Bersungguh2 tol aku cuba masukkan. Bila da siap, nak pasang butang2 lain, sekali, butang tu ada 2 saiz! Yang kecik untuk BJ dan lain2, yang besar tu untuk 1 dress. Pitamla kau di situ! Apelagi... Silelah tanggalkan balik, dan masukkan butang sebenar. Ha! Senang je pulak nak masuk tak payah berusaha gigih pun!
Ahaa. Lagi 1 aku tak suka pakaikan name tag kat baju. Sure kena repeat 2,3 kali sebab tak balance dengan poket. (-.-)
Errr... Aku rasa tu je kot untuk kali ni. Aku selalu suruh Popeye rendam sendiri je baju dia. Takut seh! Kalau terkena karat kat tempat lain kan ke haru. Kalau basuh tu adela. Tapi sekarang takdela aku berus dengan bersungguh2 dah. Ekekeke... Setakat ini dulu. Kbye!
25 March 2013
The Most Outrageous Things Is When...
I already at our home (KL) when I realized that I left my novel at home. So here we were traveled from KL-Kota Kinabalu-KL with my mind still on the novel, guessing what would be the resolution? How Aibileen is going to coop with the society? How about Miss Skeeter? What happen to Minny? I'm dead curious to know!!! Arghh!!! I feel like going to the bookstore, sit there and finish my reading! But it was impossible since my MIL condition was not really good at that moment. I threw my curiousity away and just focus on my family. (Believe me that was the hardest things to do since I was so eager about it!)
I loathe that disgusting feeling! After few days, I managed to go back to my hometown, found the novel and continue reading. But the excitement wasn't the same! I am very disappointed.
~Sobbing on my comfy bed~
16 March 2013
How I Met My Husband...
15 March 2013
You Are My World.
I knew it and religion said so
Nothing but the fact to behold
But tonight you are so cold.
I love you
I miss you
but
I hurt you
I deceive you
I am sorry for who I am
I am not a perfect person for a perfect man
How I wish I can turn back time
Till the dream time I will wait.
In life, I'm searching for
Mr. Cool
Mr. Sweet
Mr. Kind
Mr. Cute
Mr. Love
Mr. Nice
Mr. ........
Mr. ........
Mr. ........
Mr. ........
Then I stop.
Searching.
Simple because I found the moon shine
Who had all above in one.
I'm sorry for loving you this much. :'(
26 February 2013
Ping! Ping! Ping!
24 January 2013
His Sweet Surprise.
Rushing back home, I arrived at 6.20pm. I asked Bibik to take my things and tell my mom that I was waiting for her in the car. But Bibik was so slow! So I went in to call my mom and TAARAA. I saw AGS **** on the front porch. OMG! That's Hubby's car. Why it was there...???
Then only he and mom came out. I was like... Homaigod! Homaigod! I have been missing him so much! And I know he miss me too. He has been busy for few weeks. Neverending plans in his schedule. Feel like want to hug him tight but of-course not in front of my mom. Ha ha! Just now he BBMed me like nothing happen and suddenly TAARAA!
Thank you Hubby for your Sweet Surprise. I love you so much!
19 January 2013
Walk-In Closet
12 January 2013
Good Morning MADAM!
08 January 2013
T.I.M.E.
I NEED MY GOOD SLEEP RIGHT NOW.
HAPPY NEW YEAR PEEPS! (I wrote the wishes for you readers but its missing!)
NITE!